Picture Contest!

The picture below inspired us to ask:  Do you have a funny picture in which whisky (preferably a bottle) plays prominently?  If so, send it to us at maltimpostor@gmail.com, and we’ll select the three best pictures and award their senders each a prize (most likely in the form of recondite and maybe even pedantic praise of said senders).  If interest warrants it, a caption contest may follow…

If you send us a picture, please understand that we will ask you to give us the rights to that image (“I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum!”), that is, if you have them in the first place.

We’ll leave the contest open until Friday, May 7th at midnight (in whatever time zone you reside).  Thanks, and good luck!