The Luvvv Boat In which the Malt Impostors go to Sea (which is better than going to Seed) by Bill When this Impostor thinks of combining “alcohol” and [...]
Tasting notes: Here at Malt Impostor Central, it’s often the case that our reviews riff on the name of the expression under consideration. But “Smooth [...]
Tasting notes Arrrgh, Matey, it be time for me to uncork a bottle I jiggered from me skipperrrr. Do me a favor and scrrrawl down me words in that prrrretty boy [...]
Tasting notes: The physical instantiations of the Malt Impostor serve as an Oasis of Calm from the freneticism of the rigors of life, and I was sure that the Ardbeg Supernova [...]
Okay, okay–so John and Stephen may have fooled me with the Glenellen, coming so close after the Glenlivet and the Glenfiddich 18, but what do they think I am? A moron? [...]
Tasting notes: At 92 proof, the Tuthilltown Distillery’s New York Whiskey is as assertive as Mike Tyson in an elevator and as subtle as a boa constrictor [...]
Tasting notes: It’s awfully tempting for this reviewer to make Catcher in the Rye jokes about this lovely expression, but I’m Holden back on it `til [...]