The Compass Box Flaming Heart 2015 Limited Edition
60 ml brown unguentarium bottle
Tasting notes:
Wow, I’m struck by the smokiness and char. “Flaming” heart, indeed! I’m nosing the ruins of the Alexandria library through a still-sappy poplar straw. There’s a bright, even winey, juiciness in there, no doubt, but mostly there is just ruin. I have the feeling of walking through an art exhibition—call it a “happening,” if you must—long after the police have broken it up. There is everywhere a fugitive quality: doors closed, opportunities lost, Cupid’s arrows poorly notched and misfiring repeatedly, and the smell of one’s birthright smoldering in the rage-filled breast of one’s nemesis.
And yet, on the mouth, there is some promise of redemption: an ashtray used to serve Weetabix to a child, milk from the udder, a pewter spoon warmed by eager lips and obliging hands. The smoke now turns warm and inviting, offering the promise of comfort not destruction. And then I understand: they have pulled this fine blend through a giant hookah. A check of the label confirms it. They say it’s not chill filtered, but nothing says its not hookah filtered by the tremendous bellows of a gentle giant’s lungs.
The finish is long, a slow draining porcelain tub with claw feet and lots of cast-iron appointments. Arachne weaves a hemp rope around my tongue and dabs my checks with nectar-based tar. Oh, wait, that’s her silk around my tongue and neck, and the sweet tar is her poison! Ah, well, I think to myself, there are worse ways to die. As the sweet, limb-loosening liquid overspreads me and my pulse slows, I find myself reaching for my glass to take one more wonderful sip.
Rating:
The Compass Box Flaming Heart 2015 Limited Edition is “What is Bleeding Heart?”–The category was Flowers, and the clue was “The flower pictured here is called this, also a disparaging term for people on the political left.” Unfortunately, one losing contestant answered “Pansy.” Alas, being a Bleeding Heart makes one sympathetic, not a complete wuss. You neglect this difference at your own peril, as a Bleeding Heart will still kick your ass, even though she may express concern for your wellbeing afterwards.”
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