Articles by Bill

The SMWS 24.122

August 24, 2012

[This is the third of many shorter reviews we’re posting on current Scotch Malt Whisky Society offerings (and we’re working in some Lo-Mob photographic effects [...]

The SMWS 3.182

August 21, 2012

[This is the first of many shorter, link-free reviews we’ll be crafting on current Scotch Malt Whisky Society offerings.  We’ve been asked to give our objective [...]

The Balvenie Tun 1401, Batch #3

January 16, 2012

Tasting notes:       Today, class, we’re going to explore a new topic in journalism by examining the works of novelists Kingsley Amis, Ernest Hemingway, and Thomas [...]

The Dalmore Cigar Malt Reserve

August 16, 2011

Tasting notes:       What this country needs is a good $5 glass of Cigar Malt Reserve.  Into the breach leaps Dalmore, et voila!, such a thing [...]

The Glenmorangie La Santa

July 31, 2011

Tasting notes:  Here at Malt Impostor Central we always are concerned that the smell of cadavers or fermenting hummus might interfere with the gentle aurae emanating from [...]

The Wemyss Smooth Gentleman 8

April 4, 2011

Tasting notes:      Here at Malt Impostor Central, it’s often the case that our reviews riff on the name of the expression under consideration.  But “Smooth [...]

The Eades Highland Double Malt

December 19, 2010

Tasting notes      The Eades Highland transgenders [Stephen:  Bill! It’s “engenders”] a seductive miasma out of the glass, a [...]

The Balvenie 14 Year Old Caribbean Cask

December 5, 2010

Tasting notes      Arrrgh, Matey, it be time for me to uncork a bottle I jiggered from me skipperrrr. Do me a favor and scrrrawl down me words in that prrrretty boy [...]
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