The #Westland #Celebrious #52.7abv

60 ml VIP sample with swag bag

Tasting notes:
I opened our sample of the #Celebrious with David Bowie, Leonardo DiCaprio, and noted would-be influencer Olivia Jade Giannulli.  #envyme #knowyourbesties #collegegrrrrrrrrlz4ever

Sure, it was David Bowie’s hologram, I was watching The Wolf of Wall Street, and #lol Olivia Jade. But my point is, I would have proudly opened the Celebrious with that trio! #modernmagi

The nose was a blender-purée of #greenpepperlicoricestix #ferretarmpits #snowwhitewoodmansawdustybeard, and beyond that, we got #neoncellophane #raveclubbasement #lemonytawnykitaen

The mouth is big, bold, and bodacious: a #beauticiousbadonkadonk! It’s got cornbeef and hashtag all day long—it’s #phat #retro and also #thicc #aucourant #knowyourmemes. My #tonguelife #thuglife has been transformed into #amberwaves of #grain. #barleythere #barleylegal #barleybethescrivener #barleynakedladies

The finish is long and strong like an orotund gong. It’s the P-Jax cut of The Return of the King—but with fewer dragons. It’s pre-Woody, like Toy Story, Part Negative 1. I also got #butterscotchbutterbeans and #harrypottershollyjollyphoenixfeatherwand, and then adding water made it #salubrious #deciduous, because of course it did.

   

Rating:
On the scale of stars that shine the brightest in the nighttime sky–

The #Westland #Celebrious is #denebrious–Yup, Deneb is a blue-white supergiant generally considered to be the #19thbrighteststar #196,000timesbrighterthantheSun It’s even one of the vertices of the asterism known as the Summer Triangle! #shineonyoucrazydiamond #Celebrious

   

   

                                                   —Bill

   

   

–Our #thanks to #Westland for the #sample–and the #swagbag!

 
 

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